Friday, January 14, 2011

Metamucil Kidney Stones

a very strong team POOR

of Don Luis

We were immersed in our work - in fact reading the Gazzetta dello Sport - surprised when we got to sing, perhaps unconscious association of ideas with Cassano, the hero of Milan Barivecchia transplanted in the fog The piece of music that brought us luck at the 2006 World Cup. Remember? "We are a very strong team / fantasy made up of people / nun and putimm'perde s ago figur'e mmerde / because we are very good S superpagatissimi ... "
At this point we were interrupted by the scream of the editor in chief (the Honest Yago):" Superpagatissimi! Maybe we saw the cloth of a penny! In this version gray and dull ... "and the brave fellow had already taken the aire along the lines of the famous speech Matteotti, when it was in turn interrupted by the director who had burst into the room shouting:" What a beautiful day! "" E that "we thought," We are staging a revival of Mauritius Crozza, alias Checco Zalone? "
We were not gone far from the truth, but it was not acting in the show" It is difficult to tease, nothing is instinctive. "The good news was that the buddy of the director, the senior Nicolino Mele (Nicky said the President to the wine) we had collectively engaged promising lavish receptions after-theater cheered by the presence of the beauties of the island already famous or still unknown (but only on account of age).
What happened was that after the friendship blossomed when the meritorious AMP (Association of Pulcinella Malatoni) was staged last month with a "Cantata dei Pastori" we have pumped properly, was born between the manager and the director of a mutual appreciation based on the ability to pretend, rather than on intellectual ability. After this introduction you
know, dear reader, that Saturday and Sunday (in the days that saw the Naples settle in second place in the standings), in the city district of Ponticelli, - not exactly famous for artistic merit than those of skilled pickpockets who infest the buses and streets - is staged in a former garage in Via Vigna Nuova Behind the appropriately tailored to your theater, the play "Baroque Clouds".
As the protagonists of the play are an anarchist, an alcoholic and an outcast, it was natural that in its implementation the old Nicky thought of writing to us as interpreters, most worthy among all Ischia. The Honest
Yago has argued he was specialized in Shakespearean roles, preferably in the first of amorous, like Romeo. Dog to dog, without thinking has been replaced by Baku, the Director of the faithful four-legged, with immediately (the dog) of a beautiful black cape with a big pasted above circled in red. In fact, the part assigned to the creature in the overhaul of the President to the wine, is limited to occasional bark of a big yellow moon of cardboard, it is not known because it has the smiley face ("and 'the moon looks and rire"?) .
The party has befallen us was assigned a very young age by a "cynical and cheat destiny" is, of course, the marginalized. To console
we went to the cinema and we really enjoyed seeing the movie "What a beautiful day!" Ms. Director, who is from Puglia, explained that "What cozzalone" in our region is translated with "What tamarro" "What a boor!" and then we put in the casket of pearls language to be devoted to the gentlemen of our acquaintance ..
About pearls language and gentlemen, as you would treat the former owner of the Naples terms that Corbelli, questioned the process Calciopoli said: "It 's been Moggi to send Napoli to Serie B." Big Luciano has responded by Radio Marte : "Presenter for slander lawsuit against Corbett. So learn to behave. "Two gentlemen under suspicion.
The blue team is currently assigned to Mazzarri, which is a good coach (to say the results are). De Laurentiis, who is the President, not someone who passed out on the market, but is not a bargain (they are the purchases and sales campaigns to testify). The panettonaro said he would not cede even Cavani striker for 50 million, but those who believe? With that money can buy would be a second list of players who, together with others already employed, they could achieve any result. Not the league this year though. We have already said they have to win to force the Rossoneri. Pulls air of early elections and the Knight can not lose. Other eminent gentleman's beloved (in fact on many occasions beloved) premier, united in a slender portraits Marchionne language that can be heard outside the gates of Mirafiori, another place to be masters of steam, sghei abound, it means that you can not lose.
We asked the director who was referring to Karl Kraus with the phrase: "Once you have made life impossible in the anarchist party, had nothing left to become an active member of bourgeois society and enter into social democracy."
The first gentleman among Gentlemen of Adhoc-cracy has been a long time in silence. Then, not without having grated pear, have done and coughed nervously cracking his fingers, stared at us in the eye and spelled "Here is another quote and contradicted by those of your Bohemian," There are idiots and imbeciles surface profound. "We explained
honest Yago (we wondered why we had not offended in this response):" We believe the phrase is self-criticism. The should make it clear that life in the balance, especially when it comes to politics, are always negative. Not to mention that there is a curse against Juventus Inter thieves badges ... "Short words, because we were in a hurry to find the scalper our confidence before others gave our ticket to the distinct second ring.
We care not to lose today's meeting with Fiorentina. We want to see with our eyes if someone violates one of the players was that there may be convenient to Mazzarri. Gilardino has started to score goals and do not give it any more. We hope you feel the teeth of the collar Cannavaro levi's desire to score as often happened to him against the Azzurri. Amen.
Next, we plan to visit the ultras of St. George in Cremano, the slopes of Vesuvius, in a room, the Tallioo where to encourage drinking (as if any were needed) have been prepared for clients a sliced which is a delicacy: a sausage more than 45 meters long with a weight of seventy pounds. Back in our island will give the picture of the pig amended guess who? To him, our beloved, even beloved, director. We've already got the appropriate dedication. Of all I realize in a week.

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